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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

ytd was DAMN SHIT FUNNY!

i was on the bus with my sis going home after our chinese tuition....and i bought a bottle of green apple drink,with jelly inside..so i have to shake and drink in big mouth lar...so i did when the bus come and i'm inside the bus!HAHAHA i have not swallow my drink with jelly, the driver was whistling this OLD OLD SONG! SO DAMN FUNNY! AND MY SIS LAUGH!BUT is becoz she saw my mouth is full! like ( ) so big! instead of () ...

I SPIT abit of the drink...bit by bit!HAHA and the nxt stop, the door going open and i spit out some of the jelly and drink! and the door juz hit my head lar! the uncle still stand up and ask me move back!MY GOD LAR! WHEN I SPIT THE DRINK AND JELLY THERE WERE SO MANY PPLE OUTSIDE!waiting for me to go in...coz they can't go in if i don't go in or i'll spit at them...HAHAHA

FUNNY DAY!!

8:26 AM


ME,
-NAME:shie ling/houhou/tsl8989/astronuat/woody
-DOB:17/1/89
-AGE:19
-fat
-short
-i fart a lot!all day! everyday! :)
-I LOVE GOSSIP!



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